

It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.” “The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.” You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction.” “If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, he’d make a fortune.” “Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.” “I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy, but as soon as you go to bed your body is like JUST KIDDING!” “There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.” “The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.” Here are a few of our favorite can’t sleep quotes, funny jokes, and book lines: Just as people have always slept, there have always been those who have had difficulty falling asleep. While electric lighting, bright screens, and our go, go, go society may be modern developments that can contribute to sleeping problems, Insomnia is nothing new. When you can’t sleep, these quotes will make you smile, giggle, and say “That’s so true!” Our Favorite Can't Sleep Quotes and Jokes After a few laughs, you’ll be relaxed and ready to crawl back into bed. That night? You guessed it- you can’t fall asleep again! This is why we want to show you the lighter side of having trouble falling asleep. The next day, you’re tired and cranky, which leads to excess caffeine and unhealthy foods, and little to no exercise. You can’t fall asleep, you worry about it, then you really can’t fall asleep because your adrenaline goes into overdrive. That being said, many experts tell us that worrying and fretting over not being able to fall asleep leads to a cycle of Insomnia that’s tough to break out of. There’s nothing funny about the health risks of not sleeping.
